Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Bringing Justice to the Masses


Grab the precious item, ride around a flag as angry men on horseback armed with whips and chase you down, and then throw the item into the Circle of Justice! You've just set the people free!

Justice for everyone!

Sounds like a great game. Who doesn't want justice (excepting the angry men on horseback). But wait, they, too, want justice, just not justice from your circle, for they have their own Circle of Justice.

And so it goes. Two teams on horseback, fighting to throw things into their respective Circles of Justice.

Oh, and the item is a goat carcass. I think I've found my new favorite game.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Wind Turbines...

...Powering my Wifi Detector T-Shirt

Urgent: I know that green jobs and environmental friendly solutions are considered to be a booster to the economy and push us out of this current recession, and I am well aware of the need for renewable energy resources. Let's be honest, no one wants to go back to the days before cars, televisions, those electric fans with the spray bottles for those hot summer days, electric tooth brushes, electric or gas stoves (no one really wants to build a fire every morning for that hot cup of coffee), and gas powered pocket bikes. Clearly, oil and gas are a limited resource that will eventually run out (most likely after we rape the shit out of our glorious earth).

Wind power seems like it is a great alternative to nonrenewable energy resources. One strong point in its favor is that wind does not run out...at least that is what I have been told. But, don't buy into all of this goat-hating propaganda. We must put a stop to wind farming. I know that wind is supposed to be safer and cleaner than coal or oil products for energy, but wind farms are dangerous and must be terminated before they catch on as the next major energy source.

According to a recent BBC article, wind farms kill goats. It’s not like the goats are trying to Don Quixote the wind farms, thereby dying on account of their own risks and misjudgments. No. They are being slowly tortured by the noise pollution, leading to insomnia, exhaustion and death . Over 400 goats dead. In some circles, that is called genocide. Please stop genocide and Don Quixote some wind turbines.